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Person: Wait, you're asexual? That means you reproduce by division?
Me: Uh, no, I am a human. Fairly sure we don't do that.
Person: Asexual is a scientific word, you can't just steal it and use it to mean whatever you want.
Me: OH you are in dire need of the Fruit Salad of Truth!
Person: What
Me: Here, here, sit, I'll make you one.
Person: Uh ok?
Me: *starts chopping tomatoes and hot peppers into a bowl* There you go, some nice fruit to start with.
Person: Uh, those look like vegetables? That looks like salsa.
Me: Shush, it's fruit salad. You can't argue with science. Now I think this needs some berries. *starts slicing a banana into the bowl*
Person: WhAt are you DOing
Me: *blinks slowly* adding berries. *Slices and adds a second banana, never breaking eye contact*
Person: *bewildered* Berries?
Me: Yup. Isn't scientific terminology grand? Okay, and to top it off, some organic grapes! *cuts grapes in half to reveal they are made of white wax, then dumps them on the pile*
Person: Wh... That is clearly a petroleum-based wax. Not organic in any way!
Me: Sure it is! Petroleum products are chock full of carbon! *slides the bowl their way*
Person: That looks disgusting.
Me: EAT SCIENTIFIC ACCURACY, BITCH!
Person: *is now a small female dog*
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squeewentthefangirl:

Hussie: image

Homestucks Everywhere: image

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grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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rikaraja:

if ur not careful ur life will be ruined by a white haired anime boy

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micthemicrophone:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 29 Sep 2014 with 107,069 notes via/source

raspbeary:

me: *rubs lamp*

genie: what is ur wish

me: i want wonder woman to have her own film starring beyonce

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what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:

I have been coming across some comments, rumors, and general posts about the current situation. Here is my take.

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I just wanted to go on a bookstore date.

» Kaneki Ken probably (via gourmet-tsukiyama-shuu)  
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giacimo:

1morey:

flame-cat:

bro-slimshady-strider:

m-akoto-naegi:

just another day casually scrolling tumblr

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certainly nothing interesting goin-

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wait. is that what i think it is

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iT IS

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MY PEOPLE

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DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

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THE SONG

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OF THE

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HOMESTUCK UPDATE

Casually scrolling Tumblr,imageSees this post,image

Homestuck updated?!image

AWimage

YEEEEEEEEimage

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SHIT.image

That’s better.image
TT: Let’s rock.

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all around me are familiar faces…

I swear, I ignored the notes and thought the gigapause was over.

What the fuck

reblogged 2 days ago @ 28 Sep 2014 with 62,074 notes via/source

kyoujikuzunoha:

One of the questions that has been plaguing Tokyo Ghoul fans about the last few chapters is, how did Arima know who Kaneki was? One possible answer to this question lies in a scene that lost a crucial detail in the scanlations.

Under the cut I’ll go in-depth on the events of chapter 139, so obviously, here be spoilers.

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posted 2 days ago @ 27 Sep 2014
xtokyo ghoul xyoutube xtokyo ghoul ending xfuck

sousukevevo:

SHOUT OUT TO TSUKIYAMA SHUU FOR BEING MORE LOYAL TO KANEKI THAN UTA WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT FUCK

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